| Two gay guys decide they want to have
a baby. They find an obliging woman, have her impregnated by sperm donation, and are
simply thrilled when she gives birth to a seven-pound baby boy. They rush to the hospital for the first viewing of their son, standing with their noses pressed against the glass of the nursery window. They survey row upon row of crying infants, except for one quiet, clean little baby who is cooing softly to amid all the chaos. Sure enough, when they ask to see their son, the nurse heads for the quiet baby and brings him over for the proud parents to ogle. "Gee," said one of them to the nurse, "he sure is well behaved compared to the rest of those howling babies, isn't he?" "Oh, he's quiet now," said the nurse, "but he screams like hell when I take the pacifier out of his butt." |