| A husband, wife and son
walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have
chocolate." The wife says "I'll have
vanilla." Then the dad slaps his son on the back of
the head and says "What do you want fat head?" The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him on the back of the head and call him fat head?" The husband says, "There are three
things in life a man wants: The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You seen that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town? That's my nice big house! The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I had that until fat head came along..." |