| This woman dies and goes
to heaven. While waiting in line, she hears this terrible
screaming and moaning. This disturbs her somewhat, so she
tracks down St Peter to find out what is going on. "Oh that" he says, "that's just the woman in front of you. They are drilling holes in her back to attach her wings." The woman
is still a bit upset by this and is pondering her
position, when the screaming starts again. This time it
is louder and more blood curdling than before. She calls
St Peter over again to find out what is happening to the
woman now. "Oh that" he says, "they're
just drilling holes in her head to attach the halo." "Are you sure you want to go
there?" he says. "It's a terrible place, you'll
end up getting sodomised and raped and even worse!" |