Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children ?
A: Ask your mom.Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and
a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfiend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
Q: How can u tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How can u tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.
Q: What's the difference between Pee-Wee Herman and O.J.?
A: It took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
Q: What would u call a lesbian with thick fingers?
A: Well-hung.
Q: What's another term for a lesbian?
A: "Vagitarian."
Q: What is the highlight of a cannibal wedding?
A: Toasting the happy couple
Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
A: Because if they pulled them by their feet, they'd fill up with mud.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The Swallow.
Q: What does a Polish woman do after she sucks a cock?
A: Spits out the feathers.
Q: How do you know when you're staying in an Alabama hotel?
A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the
person at the desk says "Go ahead." |