| A married couple was
enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque brunette walked
over to their table, exchanged warm greetings with the
husband, and walked off. "Who was that?" the
wife demanded. "If you must
know," the husband replied, "that was my
mistress." "Your mistress? That's it! I want a
divorce!" the wife fumed. The husband looked her
straight in the eye and said, "Are you sure you want
to give up our big house in the suburbs, your Mercedes,
your furs, your jewelry, and our vacation home in Finally, the woman nudged her husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there? Who's he with?" "That's HIS mistress," her husband replied. "Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is much cuter." |