| A man takes his wife to
the stock show. They start heading down the alley that
had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his
sign stated:"This bull mated 50 times last
year." The wife turns to her husband and says,
"He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from
him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign
stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also." They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one!" The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow." |