Doggie Style

Two guys were carpooling home from work one day. Traffic was crawling along and they were both a bit bored. The driver was looking around and suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn. "Look," he shouted, "What are the those dogs doing? Fighting?" The passenger, being a man of the world, replied, "They're having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before."

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admitted that he never had. His passenger said, "You have to try it. It's pretty cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest
that you want to try this new sexual position." The driver thought a bit, then decided he would give it a try. The next morning, the two commuters were back in the car and the passenger asked, "Well. How did it go?" The driver replied,

"It was GREAT! But it took me SIX marguerritas just to get her naked in the front lawn!"