| A woman goes into Walmart
and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster
she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!" The clerk, not knowing what to do, went to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can help her. She explains she would like a refund because the toaster she bought doesn't work. He replies by telling her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special. The store manager says to her "why
are you saying that?" |