| A guy walks in to a bar
and tells the bar maid, "Hey fat ass, go get me a
beer!" She says, "What did you just call me?" He says, "You heard me fat ass, go get me a beer." At this point the bar maid decides that she is not going to put up with his rude remarks and has him thrown out of the bar. The next night the guy walks in to the same bar and says to the same bar maid, "Hey tiny tits, go get me a beer!" She then tells him that she is not going to put up with him again and that he'd better straighten up or he would be kicked out. He then says, "Okay, would you please get me a beer?" She goes to get his beer and when she returns she asks the man, "Do you really think my tits are tiny?" The man says, "Yes, but I have a really simple solution for you." The bar maid asks him what she could do about her small breasts. The man then tells her that all she would have to do was get some toilet paper and rub it up and down in between her tiny tits. "How do you suppose that would work?" asks the bar maid. The man then says, "Well it worked for your fat ass didn't it?" |